Okay....so I was on askmen.com because I was doing a search for female fantasies and they came up...I was just trying to get ideas to fantasize about. LOL....anyway! So I stumble across this article and they are talking about smelly vaginas (this is so not a PG conversation....sorry!) Well this guy is going off about how his GF smells not so great. And this girl comments...I seriously couldn't stop laughing at the second!
Sarah says:
"As a woman who has experienced the "armpit" (smells oniony to me) smell before, I have to suggest the probability that "Trey's" g/f is experiencing a simple yeast infection. A "fishy" smell is indicative of bacterial vaginosis, which requires a prescription. The smells are very distinct and, once you've had both, you can easily tell the difference. Please, don't be afraid to very compassionately tell your g/f she doesn't "smell/taste like she usually does" (i.e. don't tell her her vag is making you gag). I bet she already noticed but was just hoping you didn't."
That one wasn't the best....she then follows with:
Sarah says:
"P.S. As for "coffee breaks" comment below - a fogotten tampon will make your girl's vagina smell like a rotting carcass and there will be a brownish discharge or "spotting." Unfortunately, I have done this too. So, if your girl just got off her period and she starts to smell like the bog of eternal stinch...you will know it's that rotten, forgotten tampon. Insanely gross, I know. So you have the fishy smell, the oniony/B.O. smell and then there's the roadkill smell. I would also like to call BS on the "danish" woman who says she never smells bad. Right. And your ass smells like roses every day too!! haha!!! "
Okay.....LOL...ewww....seriously who forgets they have a tampon in??? And seriously...Who admits to it??? On a askmen site?? Nasty.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
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LMFAO! That was great!
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